New email guy has dropped

Hi,

I was trying to write an an email at work and I wanted to insert an emoji so it seemed like I was a friendly regular person but I didn’t know how to do that within an email, so I went to the insert a symbol or photo section and they have a whole section now that is just stock photos of regular looking people (it’s called “cutout people”) making different expressions. You know, for emails. They have maybe 10-15 different very regular looking humans making different faces. I don’t know what this is meant for, but I do like the idea that in the future instead of writing an email you will just send a picture of a specific guy that shows how you are feeling.

You can pick your favorite guy and just use that every time.

Here is my favorite guy. His name is Noah -they let you filter it by name, so if you know the name of the person you like you can just see them.

Most of my emails from now on could be just a picture of this guy:

He does have a range of looks, but for my work purposes, I think just 3 expressions will cover all potential responses to work email.

In the near future, most emails will consist of pictures of Noah I’m fairly certain. It just makes sense.

Or maybe sometimes Herlinda, she’s cool too:

Thank you Microsoft!

Yours,

Nate